Michelle, Michelle, Michelle. You had to go and do it. You had to go and touch the Untouchable. You were already on thin ice with the whole sleeveless thing back home in the US which clearly demonstrated your propensity to 'flash' in public. Now, you've gone global with your deviant ways and molested the Queen of England. Oh Lord! What are we going to do with you, Michelle! Did you see the look on Her Majesty's face? She looked as if she had forgotten to wear her Depends! Just when we thought the US was beginning to normalize relations with its allies, you go and ruin it with such depraved behaviour. What's next, huh? Are you going to strip Vladmir Putin?
For more evidence of the latest offense in Michelle Obama's crime spree, take a look at this:
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You should have heard one of the morning talk shows here (not BBC). They completely deconstructed every action and comment between the Obamas and the Queen and Prince Philip. But what they really went on about was how it was the QUEEN who _initiated_ the contact with Michelle. That is something she apparently NEVER does. So I guess even royalty can be starstruck!
You should be a headline writer!
we live in 2009!! Different times! Even the untouchable can be touched. That just makes the Queen more human. It was a nice gesture i think!
Your post is hilarious.
Ever thought of writing for The Onion?
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