American Idol- We Have A Winner... Huh?!!!!

Okay, okay, I haven't been very good about keeping y'all up to date on my views about American Idol. But that was because I was totally certain that Adam "Eddie Munster" Lambert was a shoo-in as the winner. Guess who won? Kris "College Campus Warbler" Allen, that's who!!!! Boy did I NOT see that one coming!! Couple of questions for you all:

1. Do you think the show is rigged?

2. Do you think that everyone else thought Lambert was a shoo-in and didn't bother voting, hence the shocking result?

3. Do you think the show is rigged?

BTW- I think the BEST moment in the history of the show was when Tatiana "Coo Coo for Coco Puffs" Del Toro took the stage (while being chased by security) and gave an impromptu performance of Saving All My Love For You. The look on Ryan Seacrests face was priceless! All mental institutions should be put on stand by.

American Idol: Eliminations

I'm beginning to think that American Idol is rigged. How many of you really believed that Eddie Munster... er.... Adam Lampert really received the second lowest tally of votes? The AI producers must have tried to throw in a plot twist in order retain viewers. Anyway, my boy Matt is gone. I'm sure he saw that coming. Next up, Kris Allen (although I'm sure it will be Allison Iraheta)!

American Idol: An Overview

My tears dried and my mourning period for Anoop and Lil now over, here are my reviews of the remaining AI8 contestants:

Kris Allen: Not bad. Still not sold on him though. What was up with Cowell's commentary?

Allison Iraheta: This girl can sing! However, I don't think that this performance will be enough to keep her in the final three. She may be in trouble tonight.

Matt Giraud: Good performance, but not good enough. I had to agree with Randy and Kara on this one. He had some pitch problems and I think on stage, he's the least comfortable of the remaining contestants. I actually think it was a mistake for the judges to save Matt a couple of weeks ago. I'm almost certain Matt will be going home tonight.

Danny Gokey: Danny gave the performance of his life last night!!!! This was, hands down, my favourite performance of the evening and perhaps the best performance of the last few weeks. With this, Danny has secured his spot in the final 3. It doesn't even matter if he loses AI-- he'll definitely get a record deal.

Adam Lampert: Can't stand him, can't stand him, can't stand him! His voice is a dash of Steve Tyler, Axel Rose and Broadway showtunes-- which wouldn't be bad... if it was 1988. All Adam is missing is the big arena rock hair. Certainly not the kind of vocalist I'd invest $20 into. But what do I know? People in greasy spoon diners and generic malls all across America seem to be quite taken with the fella. He IS the 8th American Idol-- all the other contestants are just his opening act. Did I mention that I can't stand him?

BTW: Wasn't Jamie Foxx the BEST AI mentor ever?!

American Idol: Eliminations

Oh no!!! My favourite contestants got kicked off. Unfortunately, they deserved it. Oh well-- they'll go on tour. The next possibility for elimination is either Alison Iraheta or Danny Gokey. Eddy Munster is going to take it all.

American Idol: Elimination

Matt Giraud gets saved!!!! The judges get it right. Two will be eliminated next week. Here's hoping Eddie Munster/Axel Rose and Kris Allen have their luggage on stand by.

American Idol: An Overview

Kris Allen: Totally boring. He's like those annoying boys you would see in the hallways in high school strumming at their guitars in hopes of appearing "deep". They weren't and Kris most certainly isn't.

Anoop Desai: I really like Anoop and I think he's a very underrated as a singer. He was quite good last night, but again, he'll be in the bottom three. The US is just not ready for the Brown Brian McKnight.

Adam Lambert: Eddie Munster gets on my last nerve. Can we kick this guy off already and cast him in the Vegas revival of We Will Rock you? He's so camp people will be dressing as him next Halloween. Again, he'll probably win the show.

Matt Giraud: This is another underrated talent. I believe most of his problems stem from nerves and a lack of confidence. I think he has the potential to be just as good as Justin Timberlake (minus the dance moves) if not better. I hope America gives him a chance. They probably won't.

Lil Rounds: Lil Rounds is making me angry. This is the kind of girl who should have this competition in the bag. I have a feeling she doesn't understand herself and she is spending far too much time acquiescing to the judges every whim whilst becoming confused. Stick to your guns Lil or your gonna go home... fast!

Allison Iraheta: Love Allison, but she needs to do something with her look. Her voice is amazing, but she might be in danger.

Danny Gokey: Danny wasn't so hot last night and his performances are becoming a little detached. He may be in trouble in tonight's elimination. He'll definitely get a record deal with a gospel label even if he loses.

BTW, how many of you think Judge Kara will be back next season? I certainly don't!

American Idol: Beam Me Out Scottie!

He's outta here! But his farewell was truly sad. Oh well! Next up: Kris Allen!

American Idol: An Overview

Danny Gokey: I love Danny! He reminds me of the singers I grew up with in church. However, up until a few weeks ago, I thought he totally had this competition in the bag. He'll be in the top 5, but I don't think he'll win it.

Kris Allen: He was o.k. I'm not feeling his Frosh Week vibe, but he'll be safe because girls in training bras think he's a hottie.

Lil Rounds: What happened to my friend Lil? She was at the top of the pack in the beginning and then she started wearing those wigs and her talent disappeared. I'm worried that she'll be in the bottom three tomorrow.


Anoop Desai: The performance was great and just in time. Had he not performed well tonight he would have been eliminated.


Scott McIntyre: Scott is starting to remind me of a really bad version of Peter Cetera circa 1984. He was tolerable when he was around the piano, but when he picked up that darn Fisher-Price guitar, I left the room. Time to stop the sympathy vote and send Scott back to Arizona.

Allison Iraheta: I lurve Allison's and I think she's got one of the best and most marketable voices and images in the competition. I didn't understand what the judges were talking about when they criticized the fact that she didn't talk enough. She'll be safe tomorrow.


Matt Giraud: Anyone taking on The Great One a.k.a. Stevie Wonder has cajones. Mr. Giraud's rendition of Part-time Lover was the shiznit! Matt threw down tonight! If he gets put in the bottom three tomorrow (which I feel might happen because people are dumb) all Americans should be forced into detox.


Adam Lambert: Yep, Eddie Munster will win American Idol. Unless he loses his voice or commits a felony between now and the end of May. His performance was amazing... and that's saying a lot because I don't even like the guy!


BTW- Paula Abdul is permanently brain damaged.

American Idol Eliminations: Megan Joy

She's gone!!!! Praise the Lord! Next up, Scott McIntyre!

Breaking News: Simon Cowell Has A Twin!!!

Doesn't Russian President Dmitry Medvedev look a lot American Idol judge Simon Cowell? It's uncanny! Although, Simon could definitely take some fashion tips from the Russian Head of State. Like getting rid of that unflattering buzz cut.

AMERICAN IDOL: An Overview

Anoop Desai: I really like this guy! And he has a good voice, but I’m not sure about this song. I didn’t really recognize the song at first. Some of the judges’ feedback was a little weird (um, no frat boy would ever dare their friend to sing Usher. T.I. maybe, but not Usher), but for the most part, they were right. He’ll probably be in the bottom three tomorrow, just because.

Megan Joy: This girl needs to go. Is she spastic? Is she Nelly Furtado or Corinne Bailey Rae? I don’t know, but she SUCKS! With a capital STINK! She’ll be in the bottom three tomorrow.

Danny Gokey: I really want Danny Gokey to be in the Top 3, but I really wasn’t feeling this song. The crowd seemed to love it, but I think he can do even better than that. He’s a church boy, which means, he can sang!

Allison Iraheta: I hated her outfit. Loved the first part of the song- the second part of the song was not as good. She’ll be safe tomorrow

Scott McIntyre: Really good performance. Still needs to go, but he’ll be safe.

Matt Giraud: Huh?! Matt what are you doing? I really liked you (you’re cute), so why are you singing weird grunge tunes? You’re sooo going home tomorrow.

Lil Rounds: Didn’t like the song and/or the dumb wig. The dress was meant for someone with a smaller bust. Might be in trouble tomorrow.

Adam Lambert: Adam looked like a cross between Corey Feldman, circa 1988 and Eddie Munster. He’s beginning to annoy me and as much as it pains me to say this, he’ll probably win the entire show.

Kris Allen: I don’t understand why this ‘dude’ is popular. I’m not sure why people think he’s cute. However, I’m impressed that he knows how to play the piano and his performance was really good. He’ll be safe tomorrow.

What do you all think?