Obama, Berlusconi and Medvedev Take a “FreshMaker” Break

Oh great! The international economy is imploding and Obama, Prime Minister Berlusconi of Italy and Russian President Medvedev decide to go and film a Mentos commercial. President Hu is not feeling it.

Laureen Harper's Outfit Underwhelms at the G20

It appears that in addtion to Stephen Harper's stubborn refusal to spice up his look, he is also dictating his wife's wardrobe. Laureen Harper wore a boring "Conservative Party" navy blue suit to the G20 First Wives Dinner last night that I'm sure I saw on sale at the Bay three weeks ago. What a waste! She couldn't have gotten more than 5,000 HBC Reward points for it. Although, she could cash in those points for a totally rad Braun hand-held blender and really get her money's worth, but I digress....

I, and many others have often asked, where is our Obama?, but I think we all know by now that that's a lost cause, so the better question is, where is our Michelle? The US First Lady looked great and very stylish, as usual. It's at times like these that I begin to miss Mila Mulroney. Sure, her husband was a jerk and possibly even a felon, but her wardrobe was off the hook! I even find myself wishing Margaret Trudeau was still on the scene. Yeah, she definitely was and is insane in the membrane, but who cares? She had cute clothes and partied with Mick Jagger! She was a two for one combo!

Oh poor Laureen! How small and insignificant she must have felt amongst all that silk taffeta, colour and Swarovski crystal. Well, at least she's buying Canadian...

Large Amazonian Black Woman Molests Rich Old Lady and Causes International Incident

Michelle, Michelle, Michelle. You had to go and do it. You had to go and touch the Untouchable. You were already on thin ice with the whole sleeveless thing back home in the US which clearly demonstrated your propensity to 'flash' in public. Now, you've gone global with your deviant ways and molested the Queen of England. Oh Lord! What are we going to do with you, Michelle! Did you see the look on Her Majesty's face? She looked as if she had forgotten to wear her Depends! Just when we thought the US was beginning to normalize relations with its allies, you go and ruin it with such depraved behaviour. What's next, huh? Are you going to strip Vladmir Putin?

For more evidence of the latest offense in Michelle Obama's crime spree, take a look at this: