Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Stinks!


Apparently, the brooding heartthrob Robert Pattinson a.k.a. Edward Cullen of the Twilight motion picture, has an aversion to Lever 2000. Big surprise. He does have a certain Peppy LePew look to him. Some of his co-stars stated that he only bathes when he feels it's absolutely necessary. Um....... isn't bathing always necessary? At least that's what my mother always told me. "Cleanliness is next to Godliness", she used to say. Maybe Robert is an atheist...

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